1 00:00:02,291 --> 00:00:04,582 ♪ daring duck of mystery ♪ 2 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:06,999 ♪ champion of right ♪ 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,999 ♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪ 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,457 ♪ darkwing of the night ♪ 5 00:00:11,458 --> 00:00:13,707 ♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪ 6 00:00:13,708 --> 00:00:15,249 ♪ but his number's up ♪ 7 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:16,374 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:18,249 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 9 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:20,749 ♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,707 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 11 00:00:22,708 --> 00:00:25,457 Let's get dangerous. 12 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,582 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 13 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:29,957 Darkwing, darkwing duck! 14 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:31,874 ♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪ 15 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:34,207 ♪ the master of surprise ♪ 16 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,749 ♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪ 17 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,874 ♪ the shadowy disguise ♪ 18 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:41,124 ♪ nobody knows for sure ♪ 19 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:42,707 ♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪ 20 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:43,708 ♪ here comes ♪ 21 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:45,374 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 22 00:00:45,375 --> 00:00:46,624 Look out! 23 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:48,582 ♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:49,749 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 25 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:53,082 Let's get dangerous! 26 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:54,874 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 27 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:57,624 ♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪ 28 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,583 ♪ darkwing duck ♪♪ 29 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:13,124 Now there's nothing Standing between me 30 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,624 And unspeakable wealth 31 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:17,290 Except 2 tons of steel. 32 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:19,707 What separates the Criminal masterminds 33 00:01:19,708 --> 00:01:21,832 From the cheap thugs 34 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:27,624 Is the ability to adapt To new situationssss. 35 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:31,458 And nobody adapts like me! 36 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:39,582 I've come to the conclusion The only sure way 37 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:41,124 To make money 38 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:43,124 Is making it yourself, 39 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:46,874 And with these $100 Platessss, I'll make plenty! 40 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:50,707 I'm the terror that Flaps in the night! 41 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:54,999 I'm the substantial penalty For early withdrawal. 42 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,458 I am darkwing duck! 43 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:04,957 Hmm, something's missing here. 44 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,124 Yeowk! 45 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,165 All right, who's the... 46 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:12,082 Let me guess, You're the cr-cr-crook. 47 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:16,625 Yeah, But keep it under your hat! 48 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:24,000 Occupational hazard. 49 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,458 Launchpad, get in here! 50 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:34,374 Help me put this Bruiser in prison! 51 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:37,874 How about putting it In the broom closet? 52 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,957 He was just here... 53 00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:44,832 Big guy the size of a Bus, hard to miss. 54 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,458 Follow that mop! 55 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:52,458 Over there! 56 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:56,457 Has a mop passed here... 57 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,957 Dishwater blond, No visible scars? 58 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:01,457 He went that way, missster. 59 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:05,457 You should be home in bed. It's late. 60 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:08,290 L.P., call this child a cab. 61 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:10,457 [whistling] 62 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,957 Thanks, missster. 63 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,874 Remember, launchpad, 64 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:17,874 Every good crime Fighter is also... 65 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:21,333 A good samaritan. 66 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:24,499 Honker, where are you? 67 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,082 I'm up here. 68 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:28,207 Who did it this time? 69 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,957 The kids in biology class. 70 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:34,457 They called me a wimpy Bookworm nerdcake 71 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:36,957 With bad taste in clothes. 72 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:39,582 Do you think that's true? 73 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:42,415 Well, of course not. Your... 74 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:43,874 Clothes are fine. 75 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,749 What about the rest of it? 76 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:50,457 Well, no. You're not exactly a wimp 77 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:53,290 Or a nerdcake, Generally speaking. 78 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:54,749 I'm not? 79 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,332 Well, no. You're... 80 00:03:56,333 --> 00:04:00,374 You're just, uh, Subdued, that's all. 81 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:02,874 It's the same thing, gosalyn. 82 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:06,332 Oh, a nerdcake by any other name 83 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,457 Is still a wimp. 84 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,499 Oh, the poor wimp. 85 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:15,624 Once I print my own money, I'll get my revenge. 86 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:18,457 Now for the flawless forgery. 87 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:23,165 It's incredible! It's perfect! It's... 88 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:26,165 It's a puddle on the floor. 89 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,499 I musssst find quality ink 90 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:32,083 Or I'll never leave this cave! 91 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:36,332 This is a very baffling case, 92 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,707 But with privacy And concentration, 93 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:39,832 Maybe... 94 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:42,165 Doaaahhh! 95 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:43,332 [crash] 96 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,374 Solve it. 97 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:47,457 What are you doing? 98 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:50,999 Funny, I was about to ask you. 99 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,874 The kids call honker names. 100 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,874 I'm teaching him to fight back, 101 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:59,874 And, frankly, dad, I'll need help. 102 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:02,707 Sorry. I've got a tough case. 103 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,707 I'm against a villain 104 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:08,249 Who, by all appearances, Can change appearances. 105 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:12,707 He or she or it's Almost like a chameleon. 106 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:15,707 Just give him a few pointers. 107 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:18,124 Yes! Exactly like a chameleon, 108 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:20,582 Complete with a hissing voice. 109 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:24,707 You're the only one Who can help honker 110 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:28,582 Because you're the Unwimpiest guy on the planet. 111 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:31,165 Look at that iron jaw. 112 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:35,624 Well, I suppose I could Spare a few minutes. 113 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:37,624 It's o.K. To be manipulated 114 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:40,707 If you know you're Being manipulated. 115 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:44,249 When someone asks You to do something, 116 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:47,207 Do you have trouble saying no? 117 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:48,499 Yes. 118 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:52,332 Honkman, You have to learn to be assertive. 119 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:55,832 And that's why you need... 120 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,999 the darkwing duck Assertiveness training course. 121 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,582 Follow every rule in here 122 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:04,415 And you'll be a new man. 123 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:07,415 Robbery in progress at Ink, incorporated! 124 00:06:07,416 --> 00:06:09,708 To the ratcatcher, launchpad! 125 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,457 the darkwing duck Assertiveness training course. 126 00:06:17,458 --> 00:06:21,125 Read it, learn it, live it! 127 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:27,457 Ink, inc., The world's leading supplier 128 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:30,415 Of ink-blot tests For psychiatrists. 129 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:31,874 Excussse me. 130 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,582 No problem, sir. 131 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:36,582 Excussse me? 132 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:41,457 L.P., there's the larcenous Lizard behind the crime wave! 133 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:46,125 Whoa, talk about a Quick-change artist. 134 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:53,582 Try to schedule chase Sequences to avoid rush-hour. 135 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:58,250 We can't get through But we'll get over. 136 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:04,582 What do you have to say now? 137 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:08,582 How about... Look out, we're heading for a... 138 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,207 Convertible. 139 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:15,000 Sorry. I'll find you A good detail shop. 140 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,999 We have him now. 141 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,874 It's one-way, And this isn't the way. 142 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:24,415 Don't worry, launchpad. 143 00:07:24,416 --> 00:07:25,874 [tires screech] 144 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:27,958 [horn honks] 145 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:43,707 Well, Looks like the old ratcatcher 146 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:47,291 Is going to need a tune-up. 147 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:02,958 See if you can find another way In, launchpad. 148 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:08,499 If only I had Something to dig with. 149 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,875 Pssst! 150 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,499 You found an entrance, l.P.? 151 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,290 Yesss, thisss way. 152 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:21,707 Hold it, launchpad. There's something funny about your voice. 153 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,332 There isss? 154 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:26,249 We better get you some lozenges. 155 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:30,166 Um, eh, eh, yes, lozenges. Good idea. 156 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,249 Launchpad. 157 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,707 What are you doing here 158 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:41,582 When you're already here? 159 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:44,999 Careful, d.W. I'm not me! 160 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,415 I suggest you throw Down your weapons. 161 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:51,416 Well I suggest you have a Definite self image problem! 162 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:58,250 Anything elssse? 163 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:02,166 Come on, come on. 164 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:09,999 I understand everything else, But why the rubber chicken? 165 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,957 Eh, gets a laugh at parties. 166 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:15,374 The name's camille. 167 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:19,582 Friends call me the Chameleon, if I had any. 168 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:22,707 You've interfered With me long enough. 169 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:26,332 This could explain her Shortage of friends. 170 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:30,124 Tying us down to a railroad Track, excuse me? 171 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:33,707 Not very original. 172 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:36,708 Eh, effective, yes, But not original. 173 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,207 You'll never succeed, Revolting reptile! 174 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:47,582 I didn't always Look like thisss. 175 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:50,457 In high school, I was beautiful 176 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:51,999 But not popular. 177 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,499 The "How I became A villain story." 178 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,582 I was disliked, I never fit in, 179 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:02,207 Ssso I spent all My time ssstudying, 180 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:03,874 Especially biology. 181 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:06,415 I was fascinated by chameleons. 182 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:08,999 They could fit in anywhere. 183 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,999 The kids teased me, 184 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,457 They called me Camille chameleon. 185 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:14,624 [snores] 186 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,165 Huh? What? 187 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,582 Then I figured a way 188 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,999 To extract the Chameleon's essenccce. 189 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,957 A fantastic thing happened. 190 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,582 Let me guess. 191 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:28,457 You acquired amazing transformative Powers like a chameleon? 192 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:33,457 Excuse me, I have a fiendish Revenge plot to pursue, 193 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:37,458 And you have a train to catch. 194 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:46,582 I'll switch the train Onto the other track... 195 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:50,124 If I can just get my hat... 196 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:53,582 Using something learned From my great aunt, 197 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,999 Who happened to be A contortionist... 198 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,874 Bull's eye! 199 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:02,583 You just switched the Train onto our track! 200 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:07,582 What do you know? We're alive! 201 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,374 Once I find a printing press, 202 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:11,832 I'll have everything. 203 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,165 Ssso, he essscaped! 204 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:20,166 The next time we meet, He won't be ssso lucky. 205 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,874 Let's play some ball! 206 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:26,999 No. 207 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,124 No? 208 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,749 Yes, no. 209 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:33,165 Honker, are you developing A negativity problem? 210 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,374 No. 211 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:37,332 It's chapter one in d.W.'s book, 212 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,624 "Learning to say no." 213 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:43,124 I have to start chapter two now, 214 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:46,165 "Creating the new you." 215 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:51,458 Oh, fine. Go ahead. I'll just take up knitting. 216 00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,374 To catch a rat, 217 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:04,707 You set the trap, Then you lay the bait. 218 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:07,165 [ticking] 219 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:10,750 [doorbell rings] 220 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,875 Whoa! 221 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,999 Honker, is that you? 222 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,290 The name's speck. Honker's a wimp name. 223 00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:25,332 And speck isn't? 224 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,874 Did you hit your head? 225 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:31,999 You've got a part In the school play! 226 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,832 Nope. Your old man clued me. 227 00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:37,249 I dropped the wimp act. 228 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,124 Launchpad, I thought we were locomotive meat. 229 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:44,124 What did you do to honker? 230 00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:46,165 What's he turned into? 231 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,832 Assertiveness training is Working, huh? 232 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:52,124 So, uh, how's it Quacking, dudes? 233 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,957 I got something to tell ya. 234 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:56,374 What's that? 235 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,082 Ooh! Peow! 236 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:02,124 I think we may have A problem here. 237 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:05,499 Guess I was born to be wild! 238 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,165 You've always been so good. 239 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,999 Yeah, well, now I'm a rebel, 240 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,999 And I'll never be any good. 241 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,500 Honker, What are you rebelling against? 242 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,583 What do you got? 243 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,707 All right, you svengali. 244 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:30,749 I want the old honker back now. 245 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:34,165 Not now. There's a larcenous lizard loose! 246 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,499 dan gander, outside the home of mrs. Howl, 247 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,415 owner of the giant Newspaper chain. 248 00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:43,290 If I was the chameleon, What would I do? 249 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,582 What would I steal? 250 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,749 she's purchased the Chameleon diamond. 251 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,457 That would work. 252 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,082 displayed at the city museum. 253 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:55,624 Aha! Camille's going to Steal the chameleon diamond! 254 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,165 Come on, launchpad. 255 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,999 mrs. Howl, About your recent purchase. 256 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,207 of the chameleon diamond? 257 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,499 sssorry, no interviews. 258 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,582 Why is this stupid Thing hissing? 259 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,749 I sssimply mussst go. 260 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,457 Hey, it's her hissing. 261 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:16,582 Didn't dad say the Crook talked like that? 262 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:21,249 Oh, no! He's probably Heading right into a trap! 263 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:24,999 Honker! Honker! Honker! 264 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,499 Uh-uh-uh. 265 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,332 Oh, o.K., I mean speck. 266 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,332 I need help. My... 267 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:35,374 Don't look at me. I got malls to cruise. 268 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,457 But... 269 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,249 Catch you later, babe! 270 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,583 Speck! 271 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,957 What now, d.W.? 272 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:49,457 Implement the three "W" s of a stakeout... 273 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,457 We wait, we watch. We whittle. 274 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:56,499 Camille should be showing Up any second now, 275 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,457 And when she does, 276 00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:01,458 We're going to blow This case wide open! 277 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:07,458 [clock ticking] 278 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:13,624 Dad! Launchpad! We got to beat it! 279 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,707 Nice try, camille, Alias the chameleon, 280 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,999 But we already Fell for that one. 281 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,457 Fool me once, shame on you. 282 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,499 Fool me twice, shame on me. 283 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,999 It looks like gosalyn, d.W. 284 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,957 It is me! 285 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,707 Then prove it. 286 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:30,582 You're drake mallard. 287 00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:31,583 In your dresser drawer, 288 00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:33,582 You have boxer Shorts with hearts. 289 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,124 All right already! 290 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,499 I believe you. 291 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,999 That mrs. Howl wasn't really mrs. Howl. 292 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,582 It's got to be a trap. 293 00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,707 Gosalyn, I'm a Highly-trained crime fighter. 294 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:50,082 I'd know if I was Walking into a... 295 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,708 Look out! It's a trap! 296 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,249 Oh, boy! Thanks, gos. 297 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,707 We'd have been Texture-coating the walls. 298 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,165 That loathsome Lizard is determined 299 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,499 To cut short my Brilliant career. 300 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,707 What's she up to? 301 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:13,332 If she's passing herself as mrs. Howl, 302 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,165 Then she must be Trying to take control 303 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,000 Of the howl publishing empire! 304 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:28,708 I'll change into something More comfortable. 305 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,082 With howl'sss printing presses, 306 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,832 I'll be the world's Richest woman. 307 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,832 Find the real mrs. Howl. 308 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,874 Tell her a counterfeit's On the loose. 309 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,832 I don't want to miss all the... 310 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,999 Say no more. I'm out of here. 311 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,457 Come on, launchpad. 312 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,708 Let's get dangerous. 313 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,957 Hold it right there, You slithering swindler! 314 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,707 You again? 315 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,999 I'm not easy to get rid of. 316 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,874 You can try, But I keep coming back. 317 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,415 I have the same Problem with roaches, 318 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:14,708 But you're about to Become yesterday's news. 319 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,250 Ahh... 320 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,832 Thank you, citizen. 321 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,582 Thanks for reading 322 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,583 The daily examiner times. 323 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,707 Where've you been? 324 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,457 I've been out of circulation. 325 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,999 Come on, l.P. 326 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,333 We've got to stop That cagey chameleon. 327 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,874 Honker! I mean, speck! 328 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:13,082 You got to get me to mrs. Howl. 329 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,374 Not while I'm combing. 330 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,874 It's my dad. 331 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,957 He's at her company. 332 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:20,707 There could be Serious trouble... 333 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:24,957 Trouble is my middle Name, sweet chick. 334 00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,375 Great! Get me to howl manor. 335 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,457 It's that way! 336 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:35,458 Hah! Speck does not Run from trouble. 337 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,291 I've got you... Oh! 338 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:55,250 Ha! I'm too slick for that fool. 339 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,415 [bugle charge playing] 340 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:02,500 Aah! 341 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:05,874 Please fasten your seat belts 342 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:10,707 And return all trays to Their locked positions. 343 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,250 I'll get her! 344 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,999 Did you find the real howl? 345 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,624 No. Biker dude didn't Want to miss the action. 346 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,207 That's right. 347 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:28,333 Ol' speck's b-b-bad To the b-b-bone. 348 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:35,957 Launchpad, That's not like you at all. 349 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:38,625 No, it's not, isss it? 350 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:45,082 You realize I'll have to Physically hurt you now. 351 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,499 Hold on! It's me! 352 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,957 Well, then which one's her? 353 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,374 No, I'm me, too. 354 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,874 Underwear with hearts. 355 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,415 And you're honker. 356 00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:59,124 No. 357 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,332 This is speck. 358 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,707 Remember that identity Crisis you gave him? 359 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:06,000 What happened to That lousy lizard? 360 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,707 Now, uh, which one's you? 361 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,207 I am! 362 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,457 No, I am! 363 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:18,249 One of you can't be you. 364 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,749 Nice try, launchpad. 365 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,499 You get one more chance. 366 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,999 We got to stop her, honker, 367 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,499 I mean, speck. 368 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,957 She can't be ssstopped. 369 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,583 I'll handle this, babe. 370 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,749 [hissing] 371 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,749 Just as I thought. 372 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,500 Ha ha ha ha! Another phony. 373 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,624 What do we do now? 374 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,707 We better think Of something fast. 375 00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:57,624 You're the one with the brains. Use them! 376 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,291 There is one thing. 377 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,249 Since lizards are cold-blooded, 378 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,874 The heat speeds Up her metabolism. 379 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:11,165 Somebody turn down the heat! 380 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,582 I'm feeling kind of... 381 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,124 It's too hot in here. 382 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,583 I can't... 383 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,749 With her metabolic rate sped up, 384 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,333 She can't control Her transformations. 385 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:32,082 Sssomebody... Sssomebody, help me! Help me! 386 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:37,582 I'm turning into a lizard! 387 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,874 You're going to spend The next 10 years 388 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:42,457 In a maximum security terrarium. 389 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,499 And as for you, speck... 390 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,749 Honker. 391 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,999 Whoever you are, I owe you an apology. 392 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,707 The only way to really be happy 393 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,582 Is to be who you are. 394 00:21:55,583 --> 00:22:00,499 This from a man in A cape and mask. 395 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,582 Well, I have to do this... 396 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,457 For professional reasons. 397 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,957 I'm not maladjusted or anything. 398 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,874 It can't be that, can it? 399 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,291 Don't answer that.